The Three Inch Fools present an epic tale of Arthurian adventure and medieval mayhem.
In a land of daring quests, dashing knights, and endless jousting, there lived a would-be hero - waiting in the
wings - who went by the name of Arthur. But when Camelot is rocked to its core by a tragic - and frankly improbable - incident involving a large table of an undisclosed shape, Arthur is thrust into the quest of a lifetime. Will he bravely battle through blistering cold and scorching fire to save his beloved realm, or will he crumble as fate refuses to cooperate? Destiny awaits, chivalry calls, and the quest to end all quests begins.
Saddle up - things are about to get legendary.

★★★★★ – “So entertaining…laugh-out-loud funny”
★★★★★ – “The ultimate British theatrical experience” – Hastings Independent Press
★★★★★ – “Riotously fun. Hugely enjoyable”

This performance is an outdoor performance. We recommend that you bring blankets/chairs/cushions etc. to sit on. Come prepared for the weather with warm coats and waterproofs etc, as the performance will continue come rain come shine! We ask that you don’t bring umbrellas as these can obscure the view for other people in the audience.

We recommend booking tickets for this performance online in advance.

The Three Inch Fools are an innovative touring theatre company acclaimed for their fast-paced and musically driven approach to theatre. In 2025 the company celebrated their 10th anniversary, having built a reputation as one of the UK’s finest and best-loved open-air touring theatre companies. The Three Inch Fools are known for staging bold, vibrant and inventive productions at some of the UK’s most spectacular historic and natural landmarks.

This summer The Fools will perform, come rain come shine, in the great British outdoors at over 120 different venues across the UK - castles, gardens, stately homes, historic barns, National Trust properties, village
greens, churches, cathedrals and museums (indeed any place where four actors and an audience can fit!). The Three Inch Fools have been touring since 2015, having so far performed at over 200 venues and to almost 180,000 audience members.

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